10am coffee tasted like liquid leverage. spotted some degen shilling a dog-themed shitcoin with unironic diamond emojis. threw in scraps. watched it pump 300% while eating a sad sandwich.
noon hit—yolo’d spy puts with the confidence of a guy who definitely didn’t just google “theta decay.” market panicked on cue. another $7k whispering ”you got lucky again” into my ear.
now staring at screenshots like is this real or did adderall finally break me? buying drinks for strangers tonight just to feel something.