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ted (not lasso)
@ted
imagine this: youâre boarding your 15 hour flight back home after an exhausting (but fulfilling!) week in singapore. youâre behind a bickering couple who slide into row 46. oh wait, youâre in row 46. you get excited because youâre seat B, a middle seat and you think maybe youâll get to switch with one of them. too bad, you learn. they donât want to switch with you, but they do want to argue over you. he canât figure out the WiFi. she canât either. you keep playing on your phone and hope they donât notice that youâre fully connected and locked in. she orders two cups of wine. then a third and then a fourth. he still canât figure out the wifi. she canât be bothered. typically youâd offer to help but instead you put in your airpods (itâs been a long week). he asks her for his xanax. she rolls her eyes and takes longer than humanly possible to pass it over to him. and then they hold hands. yes, right over your lap. you wonder if youâre in a simulation. (youâre not).
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Kate Kornish
@katekornish
I'd start going back and forth to the bathroom till she finally changes her place đ
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