i have to listen to things at 2x speed and have so rarely heard a podcast opening theme at normal speed that when i updated spotify and started playing a podcast just then it sounded to me like i was straight up tripping on acid

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i realised recently that you can play voice memos on whatsapp at 2x speed as well and when i told my best friend he was like “yeah i found that ages ago because i thought i had accidentally turned it on but turns out that’s just how fast you talk”

is there an app for like…3x speed because if i have been listening to someone at 2x speed for too long i have to check that it didn’t revert back to normal speed because suddenly i’m getting impatient that they’re talking too slow. 

gee i worry about me sometimes

5x FTW! https://player.fm/ https://i.imgur.com/5Q76itI.jpg

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