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Day 145 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In sun-scorched Base Jungle wasteland, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted wanderer, guards the Limit Order Book, a sacred tome sought by a warlord-tyrant with Shere Khan's hunger & Carnegie's thirst for control.
He chants, “The path of the righteous memer is beset on all sides... by the inequities of the fees!”
/matcha MEV goons, led by a fiery orangutan CEO, ambush YES2Crypto, snarling, “Hand over the book, or Base burns!”
YES2Crypto, with diamond hands, purrs, “I’ve got the bare necessities - limit orders!”
Guided by a wise $DEGEN panther Bagholda.eth and carefree bear Baloochain, Y2C treks through Farcaster vines, dodging /matcha gas-fee traps.
He flips a $DEGEN coin, grinning, “This jungle’s my blockchain now.”
In a fiery showdown, Y2C, wielding a machete with blind precision, outsmarts King MEV, saving the Limit Order Book. He strides off, purring, “I carried this book for 30 years, Base is my Alcatraz."
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