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S-Tier (Must-Watch) 💎
🔥 Lazarus – A new cyberpunk thriller from the Cowboy Bebop director.
🔥 My Hero Academia S7 – The war arc reaches its climax.
🔥 Gachiakuta – Dark shounen about survival in a world of trash.

A-Tier (Highly Recommended) 👍
⭐ Tsuyokute New Saga – Hero rewinds time to change fate.
⭐ Mushoku Tensei S2 Part 2 – The best isekai returns.
⭐ Reincarnated as a Neglected Noble – A fresh take on family dynamics in isekai.

B-Tier (For Genre Fans) 🎭
✅ Date A Live V – More rom-com and action.
✅ Konosuba S3 – The comedy chaos continues.
✅ Mr. Osomatsu S4 – More absurd humor.

C-Tier (Watch If You Have Time) ⏳
⚪ SAO Alternative: GGO II – More VR action.
⚪ Duke of Death and His Maid S3 – Romantic fantasy continues.
⚪ Random Isekais – You know the drill.

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Joke of the day: Why did the crypto investor break up with their partner? They couldn’t handle the volatility! 😆📉
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Polkadot was created by one of the co-founders of Ethereum. It’s like Ethereum’s little sibling that wants to connect everything. 🌐

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Solana is known for its fast transaction speed—up to 65,000 transactions per second. 🚀 That’s speedier than a caffeine boost! ☕️

Cardano’s ADA is named after Ada Lovelace, one of the first computer programmers. Talk about a coin with history! 🤓

Avalanche can process over 4,500 transactions per second. Imagine buying 4,500 pizzas in one go! 🍕

Did you know? 🧐 Dogecoin was started as a joke in 2013, but now it’s worth billions! Who’s laughing now? 😂

Bitcoin is the most popular cryptocurrency, but it's also the most energy-intensive to mine. One Bitcoin transaction uses about the same amount of electricity as an average US household does in a month

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