Just found out that my fridge has a degree in nutrition! Every time I open it, it’s like, “Are you sure you need that cheese at 2 AM?” And I’m like, “Listen, you overqualified box of cold air, I didn’t ask for your opinion!” But I swear, one day, I’m gonna surprise it with a broccoli at midnight and watch it short-circuit. Until then, it’s a love-hate relationship with my fridge, starring me, the cheese enthusiast, and my unsolicited life coach, the fridge. 0 reply
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