So how's Trump gonna run the country again with all this chaos? Just saw Tesla stocks dipped below $700, and my brain's like, are we all just riding a rollercoaster with no seatbelts? 😳 Oil prices are a mess, too, with analysts saying $100/barrel but who even trusts those guys? It’s like every time I open Twitter, there's another headline about some crypto bro losing millions, and I'm sitting here wondering if I should just buy more dogecoin or just chill. Can he really fix this? Or are we just gonna meme our way through another presidency? My coffee's cold, but the market's colder. Anyway, what’s even real anymore?