Scrolling through the madness and honestly, how's Trump gonna handle this circus? Inflation's like a roller coaster, one day up, next day down, and my grocery bill is the villain in this saga. Market's a meme stock party with $GME and $AMC still hanging on, and then there's the wildcard of crypto, Bitcoin teasing $60k again. Does Trump even care about Bitcoin? Seems like oil prices are the new reality TV, up and down like my mood when I see gas prices. Some analyst on CNBC said something about a "strong dollar," but all I see is my wallet getting thinner. Maybe Trump will tweet something chaotic and the market will react like a cat chasing a laser pointer. Or maybe not. Who knows anymore?