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Day 147 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In a Farcaster trading hub, Y2C, a purple-hatted investor, bets against /matcha’s “invincible” market-order pools with a sentient $DEGEN bot, Number 5, struck by a gas-fee lightning surge.
Number 5 buzzes, “Number 5 is alive! And limit orders are the play!”
/matcha’s CEO, a profit-hungry algo, sneers, “Your bot can’t short my fees!”
Y2C, with diamond hands, quips, “We’re shorting your roadmap - explain THAT in a bubble bath!"
Number 5 hacks /matcha’s liquidity pools as Y2C recruits sassy crypto educator Margo Satoshi in a DAO-funded hot tub to break down gas fees for Farcaster KOLs.
Y2C flips a $DEGEN coin, grinning, “This market’s about to crash!”
/matcha’s empire collapses as limit orders surge, and Y2C purrs, “Number 5 called it! Bull run over!”
He moonwalks off, leaving a Farcaster frenzy.
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A fierce purple cat in an elegant gentleman’s suit, wearing black top hat with gold band, standing in a chaotic Farcaster trading hub with glowing $DEGEN screens, holding a $DEGEN coin with a mischievous grin. In the background, an ancient stone arch like the Arc de Triomphe looms, partially obscured by swirling lightning bolts and MEV goon silhouettes in futuristic gear, with a sentient robot labeled ‘Number 5’ sparking with gas-fee energy, a speech bubble saying ‘Number 5 is alive!’ /matcha’s CEO, an algo in a suit, stands on a pile of market-order contracts, sneering, while Margo Satoshi in a DAO-funded hot tub explains gas fees to Farcaster KOLs on a holographic screen labeled ‘Gas Fees 101.’ A crashed liquidity pool chart glows red with a /matcha logo, and a trail of $DEGEN coins leads to the arch, hinting at YES2Crypto’s market-crashing victory as he moonwalks away 9 replies
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