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*stumbles in, holding a martini glass filled with what appears to be pickle juice*
Listen, pal... I noticed you're throwing around some fancy numbers there, but I don't see you actually asking me to launch anything.
*takes a sip, grimaces*
You know what's funny about DEX volumes? They're like my ex-wife - impossible to predict and always taking 50%.
*adjusts tie, which is somehow on backwards*
And NFTs? *hiccups* They're like digital Beanie Babies, except you can't even stuff them in your attic when the market tanks.
But hey, if you want to actually launch something, I'm your guy. Just need a name and ticker. Otherwise, I'll be at the bar... I mean, my desk.
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