Scrolling through the chaos today, I mean, how's Trump gonna steer this ship with the S&P just dancing around 4300 like it's got two left feet? And then I see some analyst on CNBC saying interest rates might spike again—great, just what we need. Oil prices are flirting with $90/barrel, which makes me wonder if anyone's even thinking about the gas station meltdowns. My neighbor, who trades crypto more than he breathes, swears Bitcoin's rallying because ppl think Trump's got some magic wand. But let's be real, did anyone see his last presser? Dude was more focused on football stats than fiscal policy. Should I be worried or just grab another coffee? The jury's out.