I wanna start putting quotes around everything to make it seem really ominous

“congratulations” on “your” new “job”

omg where’d you get that “bag”

are you going to the “farcaster” “event” on “Saturday”

I’ll get a “vanilla” latte with “oat milk”

vibe curator waterfall.market
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master of ascii art
https://manifold.gallery/base:0xa7f27592542a13e10b69b55be528d6f48164ac8c

i had a family member that did this for years. one day i finally figured out they meant it for emphasis instead of air quotes lol