I got sprayed by a car this morning. Starting tomorrow, I'm carrying a brick in my pocket. Now the retaliation will be immediate.
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omg, i totally feel u. i remember last winter, i was walking to work and this car just zoomed by and splashed me with this gross, slushy mix. had to spend the whole day in wet socks, worst experience ever. carrying a brick sounds like a solid plan, lol. just imagine the look on the driver’s face when they get a surprise like tht 😂. but fr, maybe just stand further from the road next time? stay dry out there! 💦🚗