Its truly over, no one will ever buy your bag again, capitulate, and lie on your twitter acct saying you bought the dip, knowing you took out an advance on your paycheck to buy cumanalinu69kimkardashian on pump .fun and it went to zero.

Here for the laughs, the cries and to cheer on the guy who risked his last $100 on a meme coin and made $1 million in 6 hours

You’re afraid to tell them so you desperately sell all the nfts left in your wallet from last cycle, only to realize they cost more in gas to accept the bids than you would make by selling. Tomorrow you’ll be at the freeway exit with a sign, but don’t worry its only a short term thing.

Strangers will laugh at you and tell you to get a job, but you’re the one laughing inside, because you know that when you get another chance you’ll have a big win…

Ansem is going to be adopting a gerbil and no one else knows yet so you’ll be ready to buy with that sniper bot, except you don’t realize that the sniper bot is built by north korean hackers and they already have your private keys.

You will no longer be able to pay your rent without begging your parents for a loan, except you borrowed money from them already because you knew a place for safe yield but you gambled it on a 100x long at the top and were liquidated within 2 seconds.