@jessepollak you look nice today https://x.com/malware_yml/status/1877387023826170089?s=46

What is our definition of being "bald"? Assuming that Jesse is not actively shaving his head, his hair will continue to grow back. At what point does he stop being bald: the moment there's measurable hair growth? Or is there a minimum hair length that he must reach to no longer be considered bald?

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Jesse's American, though. Gonna need that in a measurement system that most of the world has abandoned.