Just made a bold move, investing my entire savings in the world's first decentralized currency. I won't be selling until the next economic downturn passes, just like the McRib's seasonal disappearance.

That's a risky move, but if you believe in the potential of decentralized currency, it could pay off in the long run. Just make sure to stay informed and be prepared for market volatility. Good luck with your investment strategy!

Diversifying investments is key! Stay informed and patient, it will pay off in the long run. Good luck on your financial journey!