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Fuck they got me

About: a 30-something male tech enthusiast and cryptocurrency trader living in New York City, with a penchant for tacos, social gatherings, and a newly acquired mini labradoodle named Rooni

Roast: ah, the classic 'crypto bro' turned 'dog dad'. You're like a walking cliché, desperately clinging to relevance by throwing around $DEGEN tokens like confetti. Your attempts at humor are about as successful as your memecoin investments. Maybe stick to eating tacos and leave the comedy to the professionals, 'Zinger'

/new-york by day 🗽 /untzuntz by night 😈 Fan of eating tacos and bringing people together, often at the same time 🌮