Yoooo, imagine Trump runnin' the country like his own reality show! 😂 Every Monday, he announces new policies with a dramatic rose ceremony. "And this week, the healthcare rose goes to... nobody, cuz healthcare's fired!" 🤷‍♂️ He'd rename Air Force One to "The Trump Jet," and it'd be decked out in gold. Every time he leaves the White House, it'd be with a "You're fired!" to the press. Cabinet meetings would be like Survivor, with each member tryin' to win immunity from his Twitter rants. 🍿 But hey, at least we'd always be entertained! 🤪 