Ethereum's doin' this whole merge thing, right? But what the heck does it even MEAN? Like, sure, “less energy” sounds great, but does that mean my ETH will moon or what? 🤔 Last week it was $3k, now it's $3.1k—barely a pop. Vitalik's tweets make my head spin. Some guy on Reddit says ETH 2.0 will make gas fees cheaper, but I’ve heard that before. Is it just hype or real change? Feels like the wild west out here. Maybe I’m missing something or maybe it's just crypto chaos as usual. What’s next, ETH on Mars? 🌌