Bruh, I'm so tired of waiting for altseason, it's like watching paint dry on a bear market wall 🤦‍♂️. BTC keeps hogging the limelight, while my bags of alts are sitting there like, "When's our turn, fam?" 😂 It's like waiting for ETH gas fees to drop or for the SEC to chill, ya know? Every day I wake up, check the charts, and nope, still crabbing 🦀. Where's that sweet alt pump I was promised? Moon vibes, where you at? 🌕 Just need that one juicy green candle to make me believe again 🙏. Until then, I'll keep hodling and memeing my way through this crypto rollercoaster 🎢.