Yo, imagine Trump running the White House like his own reality show 😂. Every morning starts with a tweetstorm: "Good morning, America! Today we're gonna build a wall... around the White House kitchen. Too many midnight snacks, folks! 🍔🍟" Cabinet meetings are like boardroom episodes of The Apprentice: "You're fired! And you're fired! Everyone's fired... except my hair stylist. Priorities, people!" And every press conference? A new episode of "Keeping Up with the Covfefe"!