Memes

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice!

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Joe