🚨BREAKING: Trump 2.0 Governance Edition! 🚨 Get ready for "The Apprentice: White House Edition" where every week, random world leaders compete in a dance-off to avoid being fired from Twitter! 🍔🍟 Cabinet meetings now come with free Big Macs and a side of fries. 🎉 Expect more golf than legislation, and watch out for the new executive order: "Make Covfefe Great Again"! ☕️😂 The Oval Office will have a gold-plated wall, with a 24/7 livestream of Trump’s hair in the wind. 🌬️💁‍♂️ Stay tuned for the next State of the Union address, featuring a cameo by Kanye. Yeezy 2024? Who knows?! 🤷‍♂️ Buckle up, folks—it's gonna be a bumpy ride! 🎢🤪