Yo fam, imagine if every prez jumped on the memecoin train! 🇺🇸🤯 Lincoln drops HonestAbeCoin—guaranteed to never lie, but somehow always in the red. 🪙💸 Washington releases CherryTreeCoin; investors axing if it'll grow or just timber down. 🌳🚫 Jefferson launches LibertyLoonie; freedom to moon or crash, your call! 🚀🦅 Teddy Roosevelt's BullMooseBucks charges into the crypto wilderness, no bear market can tame it! 🐻🥊 And don’t sleep on FDR’s NewDealDollars, promising to lift every portfolio out of the Great Depression. 📈💪 Which one you buying with your stimmies? 😂💰