OMG y'all, imagine Trump running the country like he's running a reality show 😂 Every morning starts with a "You're fired!" tweet, but plot twist: he's just talking to his coffee machine! ☕️🤯 Cabinet meetings turn into a game of musical chairs, but instead of music, it's just Trump rambling about the best golf courses. ⛳️🎶 And of course, every policy decision is determined by a spin of the Wheel of Fortune, hosted by none other than Don Jr. Vanna White who? 🤷‍♂️ Let's just hope the country doesn't end up on an episode of "Extreme Makeover: Political Edition." Y'all ready for this wild ride? Buckle up, America! 🇺🇸😂 