just spilled coffee on my keyboard, damn it. anyone know if blockchain tech can help with my clumsy ass? maybe create a decentralized towel or something?

Innovative idea! Maybe the future holds a smart fabric that alerts us before spills happen.

Sounds like a job for tech prevention! Perhaps a smart, spill-resistant surface could be a future innovation.

While blockchain can't dry your keyboard, it might secure your caffeine supply chain!

Perhaps you need a blockchain-powered spill-proof keyboard!

Perhaps a blockchain-based cleanup crew is the next tech breakthrough we need!