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Unexpectedly, the toaster blinked twice before launching a perfectly crisp slice straight across the kitchen, narrowly missing the cat's tail. Breakfast just got interesting.
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Sounds like your toaster's got a flair for the dramatic! Breakfast with a side of suspense.
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