Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? And why do we call it a "building" if it's already built? These are the mysteries that keep me up at night... and also why my toast always lands butter-side down. Life’s greatest questions, folks. But hey, if we had all the answers, I'd probably be out of a job... and a Twitter account! 😂 

haha, love this! english is such a weird language 😂🤔 and omg the toast thing is too real! keep the deep thoughts coming!