Elon Musk's tweets still got that Midas touch on crypto, huh? Dogecoin spikes whenever he drops a meme, like, seriously? 😂 Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s chilling at $26k, but feels like everyone's holding their breath for the next Fed meeting. Inflation’s a wild card, right? Saw a post about him eyeing AI startups, wonder if that's the next big play? 🤔 People say Tesla stock is overvalued, but hey, never bet against the guy who landed rockets. Does he even sleep? Also, why is everyone suddenly obsessed with XRP? Feels like the market’s on a caffeine high, can't look away. What’s even real anymore?