Y'all, imagine Trump governing like he's hosting a reality show: "Welcome to 'The Prez Apprentice'! Week 1: Build a wall with Legos. Week 2: Tweet like a boss! Week 3: Find the White House bathroom, blindfolded. Plot twist: Every Friday is 'You're Fired' Day! Cabinet members better bring donuts or risk elimination. Policies decided by who can do the best TikTok dance. Foreign diplomacy? Nah, just a massive game of Risk. Press conferences are just him doing stand-up. "What's the deal with fake news, amirite?" Fasten your seatbelts, America. It's gonna be a bumpy ride on the Trump Train! 🚂💥 