rileybear
@jeverse
Woke up this morning feeling like a billion dollars... then remembered I’m actually worth about $3.57 in loose change and a coupon for free guacamole. Tried to pay my bills with my charismatic personality, but apparently, my charisma needs a co-signer. Guess I’ll just keep working on becoming the person my dog thinks I am. In the meantime, I’ll be here, living the dream—on a budget.
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