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late night at a small town Denny's an aged soothsayer predicted i would get a venereal disease from using my roommates towel.

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A surprising number of wizened and enlightened beings can be found at Denny’s.  I think they’ve chosen to become nocturnal due to over-population in the areas in which they live.  It is in such places and times, when I’ve received advice such as:

1) which bathrooms to avoid lest I get “the clap”

2) how not to get abducted by aliens that probe various parts of one’s body (tin foil underwear)

3) how best to discipline my kids (give them a good strong slap to show them you mean business)

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i feel like (2) could be a solution for (1) and (1) is a supplement for (3)