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I def zapped PHAM but my wallet says i have (p)ham. 🫠😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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If we zapped usdc to PHAM a few months back is there anything we need to do to bridge it back? I went to ham.fun/pham and it's showing no balance. I don't get it

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Wtf that is so lame

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The number of costco trips i have been on that i have not documented is too many. Know that I go often even though my food court is under construction 😭

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Wtf happened? I'm away working at McD's for a few months and FC got messed with?! 😂

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Fren me up scottie!

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Wtf is moxie? Hahahaha

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Get the crew together 😅

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Lol i touch grass for a bit and come back to flappy caster! Check out FlappyCaster composer mini game! https://flappycaster.com

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Where we at? Let's go ⚡️🟣

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Here we go 🍖x250

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I'll never financially recover from this 😂😂😂

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Update: after months of seeing them I finally bought the Burnt Ends beef chunks. They suck. Generic mega salty flavor. Texture was nothing like a burnt end Kinda expensive for the macros Will never buy again. 3🌭/10🌭

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Omg did you take this stuff with you on the subway? The only times in NYC people actively gave me weird looks everywhere I went was once when I took my shirt off walking down the street when it was 14,000,000,000° and whenever I was carrying around a massive box of Costco goods on the subway 😂

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Dude literally stepped away from the screens to do work and enjoy the Summer. Feels like I'm abandoning farcaster and being irresponsible which is ludicrous. Literally trying to enjoy the end of days and not dedicate my life to being a tipping simp 😂

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I have stepped away from my ham responsibilities for too long!

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Woah mine is straight up zero! Wth happened?!

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My hamming has fallen off. Please eat ham.

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Oh damn I had heard about this a while back but hadn't realized they were actually gonna implement it!

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