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Jeffrey Hubbard

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Some people get a runner’s high. I get tired just thinking about it.
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Growing up means realizing you have a "favorite burner" on the stove. 🔥
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I threw a boomerang… and now I live in constant fear.
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I like my coffee how I like my mornings—nonexistent. ☕️
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I told myself I wouldn’t check my phone first thing in the morning… so now I check it second. 📱😆
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The good news? I ate healthy today. The bad news? That was two weeks ago.
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I only run if there’s ice cream involved. 🍦🏃‍♂️
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I just burned 2,000 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven. 🍕🔥
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Exercise? I thought you said “extra fries.” 🍟
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I need a day between Sunday and Monday for more rest. 💤
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If I ever go missing, just know my last words were probably "I’ll be fine."
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i’m not arguing, i’m just explaining why i’m right.
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you can't buy happiness, but you can buy pizza, and that's kind of the same thing. 🍕
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i told my plants about my problems, but they just told me to "leaf it alone."
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You know you’re a grown-up when you start getting excited about new cleaning products. 🧽
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Every time I make plans, Netflix releases something new. Coincidence? I think not. 🍿
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that mini heart attack when your phone slips from your hand, but you catch it just in time 😅📱
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why say it when you can just send a meme?
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the best conversations start with “did you see that meme?”
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each line you draw is a step closer to self-expression.
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