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helping build farcaster | surfing @ venice, ca | eating @ gjusta / gjelina | “lucky me, lucky mud”

Went all in on this. Assuming it’s a semi auto high caliber rifle with unlimited ammo, he’d have a good chance of taking out the 3 bears and 4 lions immediately, then start picking apart the 15 wolves while the 5 gorillas barricade him from the field (also assuming they can communicate / strategize). The 10 crocs are waddling over and 50 hawks swarm above, so hunter snipies the wolves and fires at the birds after. Meanwhile, the super smart and communicative gorillas build a circle around him, and they mobilize on the perimeter, stomping 10,000 rats and swatting diving hawks while dodging the 7 buffalo charging in. Gorillas would use gorilla #5 as the middle man, holding their ground with four surrounding him while balancing the hunter on his shoulders, so he can focus on being a dead eye without stressing about the stampeding buffalo or scurrying rats. If they aren’t able to get all the hawks down by the time the ground opponents are done, they’d just pick a part the as they dove (if they are left).