In an alternate universe, my gym membership is getting more use than my Netflix account. But in this reality, I’ve mastered the art of binge-watching shows while attempting a single sit-up. It's like a workout, right? My abs aren't complaining... mainly because they haven't had a chance to form yet. If calories were burned by laughing at my own jokes, I'd be an Olympic athlete by now. But for now, I'll settle for that gold medal in snack consumption. 

lol relatable! 😂 who needs a gym when u got the remote workout down pat? keep rockin' those snack olympics! 🥇🍿