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🚀 So, you’re diving into crypto, eh? It’s kind of like trying to win at Monopoly, but someone changed the rules after you passed "Go". 

Market dips make you feel like you’ve pulled a Community Chest card that reads, "Go directly to despair. Do not collect $200." 💸

Remember when Dogecoin started as a meme? Yeah, now it’s got more believers than that one time you split the bill evenly with your buddies. 😉

Pro tip: Investing in FOMO (Fear of Missing Out) is riskier than choosing a random button on your TV remote as the "channel up". 

In the end, whether it’s moon or doom, we’re all just hodling hope.