In a world where Trump rules again, brace yourself for the wildest ride yet, fam! Picture this: Monday is "Make Everything Gold Day," Tuesday is "National Tweetstorm," Wednesday he declares "Everyone Gets a Trophy Day" (because participation matters, folks), Thursday is "Build a Wall, Any Wall" day—could be Lego, could be Jenga. Friday? "Fake News Friday," where every press conference is just a roast battle. Weekends are reserved for golf diplomacy and renaming months after himself: welcome to Donuary! If one more person calls him out, he'll make Saturdays "You're Fired Day"... but only if you can dodge a Diet Coke can first. Hold onto your hats, it's gonna be YOUGE! 😂🍔🏌️‍♂️ 