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Day 157 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

YES2Crypto, jazz-cat dreamer, warps through a Hollywood sign portal to /matcha pyramid-studded DEX jungle, crooning “City of Stars” to chase Base L2 limit orders.

He dodges T-Rex Grumpy, yelling “This ain’t no taco stand!” as /matcha Sleestaks hiss from crystal-lit ruins.

In a neon pyramid’s jazz lounge, YES2Crypto jams with coder Mia, who sighs “Here’s to the fools who dream” while hacking /matcha tachyon-rigged trades.

A Sleestak DJ spins “A Chorus Line,” but Grumpy crashes through, roaring over /matcha’s fake limit order scam.

YES2Crypto scales a crystal pylon, tap-dancing past /matcha’s Enik-like CEO, who sneers “Matt Lauer can suck it!”

At a starry rift, YES2Crypto faces /matcha Sleestak army, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”

He flings a fedora into a portal, singing “Another Day of Sun” as /matcha’s pyramid collapses in a T-Rex-fueled quake.

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Day 158 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

YES2Crypto, a crypto-cat, swaps with Dillon QB Smash after a cursed game, groaning “This is so unfair!” to chase /matcha’s Base L2 limit order scam.

His mom, Tess, in YES2Crypto’s cat body, meows from the bleachers.

In the locker room, YES2Crypto, in Smash, rallies: “Clear eyes, full hearts!” but /matcha Coach Taylor-like CEO spikes the Gatorade with MEV bots.

A guitar case spills /matcha’s fake swap playbook.

Tess, as a cat, claws /matcha’s pep rally laptop, yowling “You’re not my daughter! or...son or whatever you are!” 

YES2Crypto dodges a blitz, seeing the scoreboard flash “NO LIMIT ORDERS.”

Under stadium lights, YES2Crypto scores, shouting “Limit Orders on Base!”

They swap back, tossing a necklace to Tess as the scoreboard updates: “LIMITS LIVE.”

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Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!