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Day 155 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a stoner-turned-sheriff in a purple hat, struts into Ridgemont’s dusty mall to stop /matcha’s crypto bandits from rigging Base L2 swaps.
He munches pizza and mutters, “All I need are some tasty waves... before noon.”
At the arcade saloon, /matcha goons, led by a Spicoli-coded thug, taunt him w/fake limit orders, forcing a dusty-chain showdown. Partnered with nerdy trader Ratner, Y2C dodges spitballs and decodes /matcha’s blockchain wanted poster.
As the clock ticks to high noon, betrayal strikes—his surfboard’s rigged with MEV bots.
He growls, “Do not forsake me.”
A jukebox blares “Moving in Stereo” as he rallies mall misfits to defend the DEX.
In the sun-blasted lot, Y2C stares down /matcha’s crew, demanding:
“Limit Orders on Base!”
A tumbleweed rolls past a VW van as he quick-draws, blasting their scam into dust.
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