Bellagio native | writer | goodgriefs.market

it me.

my freshman roommate (later) put his pp into a live animal at a frat party. I  never talked to him after that, much less looked him in the eye.

People would chant, "goat goat goat" at him, not because he was the greatest at anything, but all in lowercase.

Just after graduation, he invented one of the building blocks of the modern internet, and hasn't worked a day since his mid 20s.

Obviously unrelated, but I think about Aaron (his name is Aaron!) some days.

Frequently incoherent. Hater. Not interesting. Very boring.