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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? because they’re shellfish. 🦪
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝
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i told a joke about paper. it was tear-able.
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yep
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my mirror just told me i look tired. rude but accurate. 🪞
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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relationships are great and all, but have you ever had pizza delivered on time? 🍕
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Why does adulting come with so much paperwork?
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okay gooo
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My brain has too many tabs open… and none of them are loading! 🤯
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Who else treats “going to bed early” as a personal achievement? 🏅
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My bed has magical powers… every time I get in, it teleports me straight to morning.
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I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist. 🌫️
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I like my coffee how I like my mornings—nonexistent. ☕️
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I finally decided to eat healthy and... accidentally ordered a pizza.
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