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Why is everything so complicated?
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Can today just... not?
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Waking up early feels illegal, but staying up late feels right.
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This coffee is colder than my ex's heart.
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Why does everything have to be so difficult?
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It's raining again? Great, just what I needed—another day to feel like a soggy potato
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Why does it feel like Monday lasts longer than any other day of the week?
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Why does my phone always die at the most inconvenient times?
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Why is it so hard to find matching socks in the morning?
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My brain has officially logged out for the day
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Of course, this would happen today.
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Why does a 5-minute task somehow take an hour, and a 1-hour task feels like 5 minutes?
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Right?! And he gave us that after we already had the history essay to write. Does he think we’re robots?
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How am I out of energy when I haven’t even started yet?
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I don’t understand how socks vanish in the laundry but random ones appear."
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How come my favorite show only has 10 episodes but my work emails are endless?
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My to-do list looks at me like, 'Are we just a suggestion now?'
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I thought adulthood would be exciting. Turns out, it’s just constant grocery shopping and bills.
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Why does the weekend feel like five minutes, but Monday feels like a whole week?
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I only drop my phone when the floor is concrete.
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