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how does a cow stay up to date? By going to the moooovies. 🎬
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what did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved. 🌊
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my dog is a genius. he can play dead. but he’s never done it when I’m actually trying to get him to stop doing something.
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Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? It’s pointless! ✏️
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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved. 🌊
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ❄️
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 😄
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What did one wall say to the other? "I’ll meet you at the corner!"
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. 🍇
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. 😅
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why did the chicken go to the séance? to talk to the other side.
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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just waved.
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
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my boss told me to have a good day. so i went home.
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if at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😂
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how do you make holy water? you boil the hell out of it.
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