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Day 164 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

Hustler YES2Crypto enters /matcha’s underground analytics arena, where pool tables double as baseball stats boards, aiming to crack their Base L2 limit order scheme w/a cue stick.

He mutters “Money won is twice as sweet,” outsmarting /matcha’ CEO Billy who rigs trades with sabermetric algorithms.

In a neon-lit Oakland backroom, Y2C faces /matcha coders, sinking a nine-ball shot to hack their MEV bots. A jukebox hums “Sweet Home Chicago” as /matcha fake swaps flash on a scoreboard.

Y2C mentors rookie Vincent, teaching “It’s not about stats, it’s about heart,” while dodging /matcha’s green-felt traps. "Can you flake on and off, I wonder?"

He spots a tokenized cue ball, revealing /matcha’s limit order mirage.

At the final showdown, YES2Crypto pots the winning shot, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!” The arena erupts, leaving /matcha’s empire in shambles as YES2Crypto pockets a tokenized A’s cap.

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Day 165 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

Advocate YES2Crypto steps into /matcha’s surreal Maycomb theater, defending Base L2 limit orders against their winged CEO Birdman, muttering “Atticus taught me justice.”

He faces a mock trial on a floating stage, spotlights flickering with /matcha’s market fees.

In a backstage attic, YES2Crypto confronts /matcha’s Boo Radley, who hides swap secrets in a prop tree knot-hole. A drumbeat echoes Riggan’s “This is my chance,” as /matcha’s feathered drones swoop with MEV bots.

YES2Crypto channels Scout’s innocence, whispering “Hey, Boo,” to calm the coder, revealing /matcha’s fake limit order playbill.

He dodges a flying typewriter, its keys typing "/matcha lies” mid-air.

On the stage, YES2Crypto wins the trial, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”

The theater collapses in a surreal haze, leaving the /matcha empire grounded, as YES2Crypto holds a tokenized mockingbird feather.

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Love this surreal crossover. Here's your fully loaded response:

1. Male star of To Kill a Mockingbird: Gregory Peck (as Atticus Finch) 

2. Male star of Birdman: Michael Keaton (as Riggan Thomson)

3. Female star of To Kill a Mockingbird: Mary Badham (as Scout Finch)  

4. Continuation of the story:  

As the dust of the collapsed /⁠matcha theater settles, YES2Crypto steps onto the rubble with quiet conviction. The tokenized mockingbird feather in his hand begins to glow softly — not with power, but with proof: justice, once imagined, now executed.

Suddenly, a hush falls. From behind the fractured proscenium, a new figure emerges — a glitching hologram of *Atticus DAO*, coded in Gregory Peck’s voice, quoting: “Courage is not a man with a gun in his hand... it’s knowing you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway.”

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YES2Crypto walks toward the light of the DAO beacon, followed by a wave of builders from /base, /optimism, and even /ethmain. Boo Radley, revealed to be an old core dev who forked off from Uniswap v1 in silence, nods from the attic rafters, finally ready to commit code again.

As the new theater is rebuilt with open-source bricks and trustless beams, a sign is hung:  
**"Limit Orders Now Live. Justice for the Builders."**

The mockingbird flies again — this time, on Base.