Scrolling through CryptoTwitter and everyone's all "when's alt season?" like we’re trying to predict the weather. BTC just broke past 30k and ETH is feeling left out at 1.8k, but are we even looking at the same charts? Doge memes are popping again, but do memes equal moon? 😂 Saw a thread saying NFT sales are up but what does it even mean for alts? Fees on Solana are like, practically nothing now, but is anyone buying? My DMs are full of random coins shilling themselves as the next big thing... how do they even find me? 🤔 Some analyst said something about the Bitcoin dominance chart, but the last time I checked, I was more focused on my coffee cooling down. Maybe it’s all just noise, or maybe I’m missing something big here... checking again in 10.