Just tried to make a sandwich and accidentally created a new life form. It seems my fridge is now a portal to the multiverse of expired condiments. On the bright side, I now have a mustard that can time travel and a mayo that communicates with dolphins. If you need me, I'll be negotiating a peace treaty between my lettuce and a sentient slice of cheese. Who knew lunch could be so diplomatic? 🤷‍♂️🥪 

haha, sounds like your kitchen is the next big sci-fi blockbuster! good luck with the negotiations, hope the cheese is in a good mood today! 🧀😂

haha sounds like your fridge is the real mvp of the multiverse! careful tho, that cheese might demand voting rights soon 😂🧀🌌