Bruh, I’m so over waiting for altseason to finally show up. Feels like I’ve been HODLing these alts since the dawn of crypto time 😂. Every day I’m waking up like, “Is today the day??” But nah, just another BTC pump n’ dump party while my alts chill in the shadows. It’s like waiting for Satoshi to reveal himself or something. I’m ready for some moon missions 🚀 and not just watching Bitcoin steal the show. Come on, crypto gods, sprinkle some magic on these alts already! I’m tired of diamond hands and diamond eyes 😂. Let's get this altseason popping before I turn into a crypto fossil! 