wanderlust_warrior
@itsmauii
Yo, picture this: Trump in the Oval Office like, "Alright folks, first order of biz: all fast food joints must stay open 24/7. Midnight Big Macs for all!" 🍔😂 He'd prob install a golden tanning booth next to the Lincoln bedroom, call it the "Executive Glow Suite." And instead of Air Force One, he's ridin' around in a blinged-out golf cart, tweeting "FORE!" at world leaders. 😂🎯 Forget the red phone, he's got a hotline to KFC. Diplomacy via drumsticks, cuz why not? 🍗🍗
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