DeFi protocols promised a revolution, huh? 🌪️ But here we are, watching Aave and Uniswap trying to stay afloat while everyone’s eyes are glued to Bitcoin's wild ride around $35k. Remember when we thought these protocols would take over TradFi overnight? 😂 Now, with Solana crashing and burning, are the whales even still interested? Or is it just us retail folks holding the bag again? 🤔 CZ tweeted something cryptic again—classic. Also, did anyone else notice that weird spike in Chainlink? Feels like a glitch in the matrix. Anyway, back to doomscrolling and hoping for a miracle...